Jab koi saath na ho
Dil me bure khayal ho
Bhari Duniya me akele ho
Parivar hote hue bhi sab door ho
Kisi bohat apne ki zaroorat ho
Kisi ke kandhe ki talaash ho
Apni khushiya baatni ho
Saare gam khatam kar ne ho
Tab aap hi to ho
Jo har pal hamare paas ho
Nahi jaante aap k aap kitne khaas ho
Apno ki list me sabse upar aap ho
Aap jaisa agar koi dost sabka ho
To kabhi koi is duniya me tanha na ho
Friday, August 21, 2009
When a Girl
When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" her
But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"
If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"
If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"
If a Girl meets with accident ------------ -------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"
But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"
If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"
If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"
If a Girl meets with accident ------------ -------- Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"
Abhi shaad
Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki........
DARLING chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki........
DARLING chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
भीगी आँखों से
भीगी आँखों से मुस्कराने में मज़ा और है,
हसते हँसते पलके भीगने में मज़ा और है,
बात कहके तो कोई भी समझलेता है,
पर खामोशी कोई समझे तो मज़ा और है...!
मुस्कराना ही ख़ुशी नहीं होती,
उम्र बिताना ही ज़िन्दगी नहीं होती,
दोस्त को रोज याद करना पड़ता है,
क्योकि दोस्त कहना ही दोस्ती नहीं होती.
आपके पास दोस्तों का खजाना है,
पर ये दोस्त आपका पुराना है,
इस दोस्त को भुला ना देना कभी..
क्यूँ की ये दोस्त आपकी दोस्ती का दीवाना है )
हसते हँसते पलके भीगने में मज़ा और है,
बात कहके तो कोई भी समझलेता है,
पर खामोशी कोई समझे तो मज़ा और है...!
मुस्कराना ही ख़ुशी नहीं होती,
उम्र बिताना ही ज़िन्दगी नहीं होती,
दोस्त को रोज याद करना पड़ता है,
क्योकि दोस्त कहना ही दोस्ती नहीं होती.
आपके पास दोस्तों का खजाना है,
पर ये दोस्त आपका पुराना है,
इस दोस्त को भुला ना देना कभी..
क्यूँ की ये दोस्त आपकी दोस्ती का दीवाना है )
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Laughter is the best medicine....
Laughter is the best medicine....
3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?
Are
Galati se!!!
___________________________________________-
Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
__________________________________
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
_________________________________________________
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"?
think
think
think
tired of thinking?
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
__________________________________________________
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
' Come ' palakrishnan
_________________________-
Whats the opposite of Pizza Hut
"Pizza.... Hutna mat
3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?
Are
Galati se!!!
___________________________________________-
Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
__________________________________
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
_________________________________________________
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"?
think
think
think
tired of thinking?
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
__________________________________________________
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
' Come ' palakrishnan
_________________________-
Whats the opposite of Pizza Hut
"Pizza.... Hutna mat
